Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Roses are red and my files are blue

Roses are red and my files are blue
Paul Shepard guy who the fuck are you
Fuck you thinking my money is yours
12 mother fuckin poetry.com awards
Mother fucker I went to Sarah Lawrence for one semester
To camelot you are not even a mother fuckin jester
Anyway mother fuckin 27 under my belt
Realtime magic where if you lose you lose your pelt...
So now you see how a timesplitter can fly
Bad if I say Alatar and then "die".
Misusing my own mother fuckin trust
Is a mother fuckin embezzler they should bust...
See if the F.B.I. sees this
I think I am the same guy who they attempted to murder in public
Mike and Jen mother fuckers are now the subject.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

What is magick?

Magick comes in three forms
White, Grey and Black
Grey being the neutrality color
so far we have had 8 Magick the Gatheringz competitions between me and the Vampire Nation!
Go werewolves, Go werewolves go...
I've won the first six
With Jed winning 7 on HellGate night
And Jessica Richter circumsizing my portals in 8
By the way we have two new contestants with the Druids and my new girlfriend Kimberly and my old girlfriend Wendy representing the Celtics...lets see their magick!
By the way I'm one quarter werecat so I cannot fully transform, but my transformations are a little like a mix between "Dragonball Z" and "The Covenant" with my hair frizzing up blond and my eyes going black...so congratulations to near death experiences or sumthing!!!
Anyway get your spider juices shined up and a stick of reticulaes cause I redeem on my own lyght beam...